A class of their own : adventures of a tutor to the super rich / Matthew Hammett Knott.
By: Knott, Matthew Hammett.
Material type: BookPublisher: London : Trapeze, 2022Description: Hardback 23 cm.ISBN: 9781398701892 (hbk.) :; 1398701890 (hbk.) :.Subject(s): Knott, Matthew Hammett | Knott, Matthew Hammett -- Travel | Tutors and tutoring -- Great Britain -- Biography | Children of the rich -- Education | Biography | Biography | Biography & non-fiction prose | Biography: general | Autobiography: business & industry | Teaching skills & techniques | HumourDDC classification: 920 KNO Summary: A naked Russian oligarch is spanking me in his basement. His weapon is a birch branch, the setting his luxurious home sauna. Above us is 30,000 square feet of one of Moscow's most obscene private homes, an original Damien Hirst above the fireplace, a vacuum cleaning system built into the skirting boards. Invisible speakers serenade us with a desolate pan pipe cover of 'Bridge Over Troubled Water'. A light display rotates kaleidoscopically, illuminating the oligarch's genitals in a variety of unexpected hues. Everyone is silent. Then the oligarch's son Nikita looks at me with a mysterious smile. 'Now my mother will bring us honey.' Matt Knott spent over a decade traveling the globe as a private tutor. With brilliant honesty and wit, he takes us inside a world most of us only glimpse speeding past in a luxury SUV.Item type | Current library | Class number | Status | Date due | Barcode | Item reservations | |
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A naked Russian oligarch is spanking me in his basement. His weapon is a birch branch, the setting his luxurious home sauna. Above us is 30,000 square feet of one of Moscow's most obscene private homes, an original Damien Hirst above the fireplace, a vacuum cleaning system built into the skirting boards. Invisible speakers serenade us with a desolate pan pipe cover of 'Bridge Over Troubled Water'. A light display rotates kaleidoscopically, illuminating the oligarch's genitals in a variety of unexpected hues. Everyone is silent. Then the oligarch's son Nikita looks at me with a mysterious smile. 'Now my mother will bring us honey.' Matt Knott spent over a decade traveling the globe as a private tutor. With brilliant honesty and wit, he takes us inside a world most of us only glimpse speeding past in a luxury SUV.